so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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