My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Life is so much better after having sex.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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