isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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