It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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