oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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