so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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