I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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