Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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