Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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