nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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