Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
