Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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