Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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