You can't special order awesome
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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