I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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