so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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