i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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