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• (716): View more from New York

  why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary

  (716): View more from New York

  i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life

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