why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life