Pappa wants mamma naked
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?