Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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