Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
My feet surprised me
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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