Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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