but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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