There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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