shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
