The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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