So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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