Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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