$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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