I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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