I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
