shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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