I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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