Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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