I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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