Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
In other news, I just burned my penis
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
