i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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