I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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