Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Two words: blizzard sex
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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