508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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