Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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