I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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