She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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