You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
That was an excessively violent trivia night
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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