he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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