This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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