is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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