We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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