i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Vodka?
Forever.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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