yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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