He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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