Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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