I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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