You can't special order awesome
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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