Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize