Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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