we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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