I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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