all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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